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Latest revision as of 21:21, 22 April 2009
"Could you hand over your knife and sign for it, please." - Stuart.
"Ok. Hand it over, sign for it, then take it back." - Adam.
"There's a receptionist standing inside." - Stuart.
"They couldn't afford a desk, then?" - Anthony.
"She's standing behind a desk." - Stuart.
"So they couldn't afford a chair, then?" - Adam.
"If you'd just like to take seats..." - Stuart.
"Ok, let's go." - Mark, miming picking up a chair.
"As my father used to say, 'use a thief to catch a thief', no offence." - Stuart.
"Did he always add the 'no offence'?" - Anthony.
"It looks like it was in some sort of explosion." - Stuart.
"That's because it was in some sort of explosion." - Anthony.
"Explosion?" - Stuart.
"Yes; it was in some sort of explosion." - Adam.
"I wouldn't call it an oil rig in front of the architects, if you value your lives." - Stuart.
"So these architects can take out a party of armed shadowrunners?" - Anthony.
"Why don't you hire the architects to guard the conference?" - Adam.
"It says under scout you need a mail shirt...." - Mark.
"Can you have a female shirt instead?" - Stuart.
"Can we lock them from the inside?" - Stuart, talking about the doors to a stable the party wished to leave the horses in.
"From the inside?" - Mark.
"Yes. If we lock them from the inside, we can stop other people coming in." - Stuart.
"But then we can't get out." - Adam.
"We can always unlock them again and go out." - Stuart.
"I'll flip open the sword with my door." - Stuart.
"Shh! Be quiet, I can hear lots of people moving behind us. (Pause) It's the rest of the party." - Stuart, whilst scouting.
"There's a door on the outside of the wall." - Mark.
"But only on the outside of the wall?" - Anthony.
"Quails don't fly, they bounce." - Stuart.
"The guard says to you, 'What's wrong?'" - Rob.
"There's a shuriken in my leg!" - Stuart.
"Ninjas aren't killing machines." - Stuart.
"I have my mother's eyes and my father's syphilis." - Stuart.
"The stones are cunningly disguised as small roundish sheets of metal." - Stuart, as the party expressed interest at his pouch of "stones".
"I have had several attempts on my lives." - Mark.
"What is this 'Tie up your affairs'? He expects us to tie up members of the populace?" - Stuart.
"Only if you've been having affairs with them." - Anthony.
"Polar bears are good at climbing trees." - Stuart.
"I suggest I go ahead and check for traps." - Paul.
"That's all very well and good, but we've got a boat." - Mark.
"You can't pass a heavy lance off as a ring!" - Anthony.
"What were you doing on a fishing boat?" - Anthony.
"Fishing?" - Mark.
"Can everyone check their backpacks to make sure we haven't got any more dark, evil liches with us?" - Stuart.
"Can you wear them unobtrusively?" - Richard, talking about knuckle dusters.
"Tie yourself to the rigging!" - Mark.
"I didn't think this boat had any rigging?" - Richard.
"Fuck! What have I tied myself to?!" - Anthony.
"Surrender now or I will be forced to die horribly." - Anthony, when greatly outnumbered and outpowered.
"Stuart, what's your current character? I've lost track." - Rose.
"Did you hear what I said, Stuart?" - Anthony.
"Yes. (Pause) Hang on, what did you say?" - Stuart.
"We didn't notice the 40 storey building at all?" - Adam.
"Sorry, I mistook myself for a god." - Stuart (sincerely).
"All of these snotlings charge out of the wall at you." - Rob.
"This is the beginning of a an encounter, isn't it?" - Richard.
"They were carrying lots of pack horses." - Mark.
"It's your bet." - Stuart, playing poker whilst on watch.
"There's a 10 foot high monster coming." - Adam (nonchalantly).
"I'm waiting for someone to repair the field rations." - Stuart.
"We spent some time with the wild krim. They're quite hospital." - Stuart.
"They're all human, except for the troll." - Stuart.
"Is the nuclear missile armed?" - Richard 2.
"Yes, it's got an uzi." - Adam.
"I look confused." - Dave 1.
"I'll look confused as well then. It might be some form of custom." - Anthony, as a character who was alien to the culture.
"They all died." - Robert, talking about his fellow soldiers.
"Where?" - Adam.
"Oh, here, there, and everywhere...." - Robert.
"Do you want to tell him your name?" - Dave 1 to Stuart, who just looked at him blankly.
"You wish to hire yourself out?" - Mark, in an annoyed voice.
"Did I mention hiring out? (Pause) We charge reasonable rates." - Stuart.
"Can you get more?" - Adam, talking to a horse dealer who didn't like him very much, when he wants to buy a dozen horses (the seller only had 10).
"No." - Mark.
"So what happens when you run out? Do you close?" - Adam.
"I'm keeping a bow nocked to my arrow." - Stuart.
"I'm looking them over and checking them out using my general knowledge of carts, which I don't have." - Stuart.
"Anybody want to help me paint this cart?" - Stuart.
"Got any paint?" - Dave 1.
"No." - Stuart.
"I'll take a torch and go looking for this gunpowder." - Robert.
"There are lots of posters applying for caravan guards." - Stuart.
"I drew my sword and missed quite well." - Rob.
"I'm going to to go and try and find a chest big enough to hold several double-handed weapons." - Richard.
"Would it be better if I took my armour off, though?" - Richard 1, talking about going out to eat dinner.
"Kien's just sitting in the campfire." - Mark.
"He's dead." - Richard.
"Can I get my third attack in, then?" - Mark.
"Is anyone going to give me any money to get all this stuff?" - Adam.
"I'll give you one gold crown." - Dave 1.
"Thanks; but are you going to give me any money to get all this stuff?" - Adam.
"Does he notice I look like a corpse?" - Richard.
"Eat? Drink? Food?" - Richard, whilst simultaneously miming appropriate actions, to someone who couldn't speak the same language.
"Conga?" - Stuart.
"We need to hire a competent mage from the Mages' Guild." - Stuart.
"No we don't; we have Kiliandren." - Richard.
"We need to hire a competent mage from the Mages' Guild." - Stuart.
"I don't know why you want sleep gas, but...." - Rob.
"In case we come across any sleeping guards." - Richard.
"She drowned bravely." - Mark.
"How much do you charge for a gold coin?" - Richard.
"I don't have a dwarf stronghold on the back of my sheet." - Rose.
"You are not an empire of the citizens...." - Stuart, to a party member.
"Why have I got big reductions on all my stats?" - Mark.
"You're dead!" - Stuart.
"I draw my throat." - Dave 1.
"I follow etiquette," - Stuart, whose repeated examples of not doing so appear throughout this document.
"I don't like members of the party going around insulting krim nobles." - Stuart.
"That's his job." - Anthony.
"I don't like insinuations against members of the party, so could you show us the contents of your backpack." - Stuart, to a member of the party.
"A fish doesn't look like a floating skull, it's unnatural and unholy!" - Stuart.
"He will laminate lots of undead." - Jan.
"I hate Kellarn!" - Rob.
"So do I, but he's fun at parties!" - Stuart.
"Evening, Captain? Would you like to take a seat? Pull up a drink." - Stuart.
"When you get home... the door's still there!" - Stuart.
"A lot of the clothing looks empty." - Stuart.
"There are some strange things floating in the ice." - Stuart.
"Have you got any contacts in the morgue?" - Stephen.
"Yeah, my uncle died yesterday." - Stuart.
"Nothing unnerves me. (Pause) Can we go now?" - Stuart 2, in a disturbing room.
"What's the ground like?" - Anthony.
"I don't know... earthy?" - Mark.
"I've got this nagging sense of something at the back of my head." - Stuart.
"That's hair." - Anthony.
"You can hear smells going throughout the kitchen." - Stuart.
"They didn't take my clothes off just because I was unconscious." - Richard 2.
"I've got unarmed combat at 8... but I don't think I've got anything to do unarmed combat with." - Al.
"Oh what? She's dead?" - Paul, about somebody whose head came off.
"If the plane is unrecoverable, retrieve the fight recorder." - Stuart, in a handout.
"We're lost." - Dave 1, when it was pointed out that the party's ship should be in the sea.
"That arrow was in your shoulder. The next will track left and slightly down." - Stuart.
"You actually hit him in the leg." - Mark.
"I put the sword on the table in it's scarab." - Stuart.
"He's a woman." - Sarmad.
"I'm just a stranger from these parts." - Sarmad.
"We fight amongst his banner." - Mark.
"He carefully jacks into the explosives." - Stuart.
"[The chip] is in the safety deposit box." - Richard 2.
"What did you do with the key?" - Stuart.
"That's also in the... oh, no." - Richard 2.
"Why do we have to save the world, at all?" - Mark.
"Something seems to be bothering you." - Rob.
"Yes, my neck is vibrating." - Snowy.
"Can you have it ready for exactly about one o'clock today?" - Stuart.
"You're driving along the train tracks...." - Stuart, to a player driving a van.
"The night goes on into the wee hours of the morning..." - Stuart.
"There's a lot of useless stuff around." - Stuart."Like party members?" - Anthony.
"Did she catch that from you?" - Corin, whilst studying a list of the medical complaints of the dead lover of a PC.
"What, death?" - Paul.
"Weren't you supposed to be dead at some point?" - Paul.
"Oh shit, I've got a leather jerkin...." - Sarmad, after spending 10 minutes arguing with the ship's quartermaster about borrowing a leather jerkin.
"First, an apology on behalf of my dearest friend... what was your name again?" - Sarmad.
"Casually undress the sword." - Dave 3.
"I'm running in twelve different directions." - Stuart.
"These are archers after my own heart. (Pause) I think that's a bad word to use, actually." - Stuart.
"I'm running over to these people, check whether they're alive and give them a bit of healing potion if they're not." - Stuart, talking about wounded NP Cs.
"I wouldn't go home if I were you." - Paul.
"Er, I'm home at the moment." - Richard 2.
"It's the middle of the night, but you don't know it because you're asleep." - Anthony.
"There's a storm brewing." - Mark.
"I thought it was tea." - Stuart.
"I reckon we need more than two people if we're going to kill her." - Dave 3, right in front of the previously unsuspecting person he's talking about.
"... A battle about which you can tell your children, and your grandchildren after that." - Stuart.
"About how we caught an old woman in a cave, and beat her to death." - Dave 3.
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