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Azrael at 12:51, 6 April 2004

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"...hair on the back of her neck." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Which neck?" - [[Richard]].

"They say if you drink too much water you die." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Yeah, it's called drowning." - Richard 2.

"No! No! You're not supposed to chop my leg off like that!" - [[Richard]]. 
"You're supposed to chop it off like this!" - Anthony.

"We'll stable the mercenaries." - [[Stuart]].

"I see a long and happy life ahead." - Anthony, as fortune teller telling [[Stuart]]'s fortune. 
"That's a failed die roll." - [[Stephen]]. It was.

"The group without you in it." - [[Stephen]], discussing which part of the party was being dealt with. 
"No it isn't." - Richard 2. 
"(Mimes shooting Richard 2) Bang! The group without you in it." - [[Stephen]].

"Right, who's driving?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"Aaaah!" - [[Stephen]].

"Which of you's got the broken leg, then?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"The one who's hobbling." - [[Stephen]].

"I can't drive because I used to think I was blind." - Richard 2, after removing his blind flaw.

"OK, important question. What city are we in again?" - Joe.

"Is this a deserted alley with no-one else around?" - JP. 
"Only the other people." - [[Stuart]].

"You know Jonathan? You know what's happening? Grey tendrils are ripping through his soul and causing him excruciating pain at random intervals. Cool or what?" - Joe.

"He staked me... in the middle of broad daylight!" - [[Stuart]], as a vampire trying to explain his actions to the local vampire police.

"Colourless, odourless, tasteless." - [[Richard]]. 
"And completely non-toxic. The perfect poison." - [[Stuart]].

"You can't meld three fetishes together. (Rubs hands) It's a fire strike. (Rubs hands) It's a mana bolt. (Rubs hands) It's a pile of feathers and a rock. I've broken it." - Joe.

"Can I test my new spell on you." - Richard 2, innocently. 
"What is your new spell?" - [[Stephen]]. 
"Wither." - Richard 2.

"What's your name?" - [[Richard]]. 
"You don't recognise me? You don't recognise Kinn Malice?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"Kid Malice. Not the Kid Malice?" - [[Richard]]. 
"No, KINN Malice! Kinn Malice!" - [[Stuart]].

"We go... kidnap some of the security guards?" - [[Stephen]]. 
"And?" - [[Richard]]. 
"Take them back with us instead, and say "We found these. Will these do?"" - [[Stephen]], when the team's job is to extract one particular person.

"I expect them to have a little bit of initiative, and what do I get?" - [[Stephen]]. 
"Them obeying your every command?" - Richard 2.

"Jinx, you feel a twinge in the back of your neck. Your watcher's dead." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Why don't you summon a watcher and follow it?" - Richard 2.

"Get a map for us." - [[Stephen]]. 
"OK." - [[Richard]]. 
"You have these three sectors, I have these three sectors. Rip (mimes tearing up the map) . Oops." - [[Stephen]]. 
"That was a data display unit." - Joe.

"Physical barrier will light up this entire area with a glue blow." - [[Stuart]].

"Jinx won't go insane, OK?" - Anthony.

"I'm looking for..." - [[Stephen]]. 
"Therese O'Connor." - Ruben, prompting. 
"This is Therese O'Connor." - [[Stephen]] .
"So if you ask her, it'll confuse her." - Anthony.

"Are you a secret government operative for Tir Tairngire? 
Cool!" - Anthony, making jokes about the group's behaviour at a social ball. 
"I'm a spy for Aztlan! (Pause) Really? So am I... oops." - Joe, doing the same.

"I thought he was a mage, OK?" - Richard 2. 
"Why?" - [[Stephen]]. 
"Because he's mundane." - Richard 2.

"I'd say you've got two weeks to live." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Cool" - [[Richard]].

"Don't worry, the wound should stop bothering you in five minutes by my count. Could you just sign this death certificate?" - Joe.

"This coffee is shit. Can we have a new coffee machine?" - [[Stephen]]. 
"I made that myself." - Richard 2. 
"You're shit. Can we have a new mage?" - [[Stephen]].

"Who died?" - [[Richard]]. 
"Hang on. You're not there." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Oh shit." - [[Richard]].

"What did you guys get up to last night?" - [[Richard]]. 
"Oh, you know, this..." - [[Stephen]]. 
"You were in the bar with me." - [[Richard]]. 
"...and that." - [[Stephen]].

"What a night last night." - [[Richard]]. 
"Yeah, it got all dark, and the sun went out." - [[Stephen]].

"I kick him in the face." - [[Stephen]], when [[Richard]]'s character passes out from drinking. 
(Later, after he comes round) "Wow, that drink had a kick to it." - [[Richard]]. 
"Yeah, it left a footprint on your face." - [[Stephen]].

"After a little while, you come back to your senses." - [[Stuart]], to [[Stephen]]. 
"After how long? How many years has he been playing?" - Joe.

"They'll get along like a house on fire." - Richard 2. 
"Lots of wailing and screaming and loss of property." - [[Stephen]].

"Lucky it was so sharp, otherwise he might have cut us badly when he took it out." - Richard 2, talking about a sword he and another character had been impaled with.

"It's about a week from the escapades of last week." - Richard 2.

"Prince wants to see you." - Richard 2. 
"What about Madonna?" - [[Stephen]].

"It looks like they've used a cheap laser printer." - Richard 2. 
"See -- Sonia's handwriting." - [[Stephen]].

"The taxi's pulling off." - Richard 2. 
"OK, I won't pay then." - [[Stephen]].

"Is Sonia in? We're her friends." - Joe, after the party has broken down the door and pulled out guns.

"You tried to pick my pockets!" - [[Stephen]], playing a vampire. 
"You always loot the corpses after a fight." - Joe.

"I'm not here, so stop looking in my eyes." - Joe.

"She didn't drown - she must be a witch! How can you tell? 
She's standing up, glowing and pointing a finger in our direction - maybe this ducking thing was a bad idea." - Joe.

"You're re-installing Windows 95 for them?" - [[Stephen]]. 
"I think he should check for Humanity loss." - Anthony.

"System error. Windows 95 running." - [[Stephen]].

"You can mainly only hear the television at the moment." - Richard 2. 
"Enhanced hearing." - [[Stuart]]. 
"You can mainly only hear the television at the moment but louder." - Richard 2.

"Our pub crawl's slightly different. Other people go there to get drunk. We go there to get drunks." - Anthony, after the party has been going around beating people up to get information.

"So what are you doing now, then?" - [[Stephen]]. 
"I'm talking to you on the phone." - Joe.

"He draws his swords... he sort of crosses them in front of him and says..." - Richard 2. 
"Ouch, I just cut my nose off." - [[Stephen]].

"Look, you evil parasite, get away from that vampire!" - Joe, when a vampire and a lawyer are arguing.

"It was the 2nd of May last week... it must be the 3rd of May now." - Richard 2.

"You think I'm going to breach my client's... my ex-client's confedentiality just so you can get him killed?" - Geoff. 
"How much?" - [[Stuart]].

"Thinking back... can I remember if there were any other cars around?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"It was a car park." - Richard 2.

"That psycho guy was trying to kill you..." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Which psycho guy?" - Geoff. 
"The one who was trying to drain your blood?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"That was you." - Geoff.

"The smell of fine cooking comes wafting out the window, along with the Italian food... the smell of the Italian food." - Richard 2.

"I don't know what this guy looks like." - [[Stuart]], having a sudden realization after staking out a hotel, waiting for someone.

"He doesn't look too badly injured... unless you call dead too badly injured." - Richard 2.

"I've got Empathy, so he might talk to me." - [[Stuart]]. 
"He is talking to you." - Richard 2. 
"Don't interrupt him to say that!" - Anthony, to [[Stuart]].

"I only broke into your house 'cos I thought you weren't here." - [[Stuart]].

"Did I tell you about the secret trapdoor in the cellar?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"I don't have a cellar." - Geoff. 
"That's what you think." - [[Stuart]].

"There's a lost Aztec temple under your house." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Which is quite a shock in London." - Anthony.

"You shot someone in the head and the police hassled you?" - Joe.

"He is trying to go after something we would all like." - [[Stuart]]. 
"What, ultimate power?" - Joe.

"We'll split it." - Joe, about carrying an unconscious PC.

"I follow the ancient philosophical school of cackling maniacally in the corner with a flamethrower." - Joe.

"Where was I?" - Geoff. 
"You don't know. You were unconscious in the boot of the car... then you were carried into the British Museum." - Richard 2.

"Sedition... what's that?" - [[Richard]]. 
"I think it's that thing... layers of dirt." - [[Stephen]].

"You're Troy Greer? The person in that cupboard was looking for you." - [[Stephen]].

"I don't want to rain on anyone's parade here, but I've been in law enforcement for a while now, and in law enforcement we have this saying that you don't rain on anyone's parade... hang on." - [[Stuart]].

"Two guys with uzis against this one guy. He's dead. Just say it." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Only if they shoot." - Anthony.

"You hear the doorbell." - Richard 2, to Geoff. 
"Hang on. He's dead." - [[Stuart]].

"I think someone's picked your lock." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Someone may have shot you, but there's worse news. Your lock's been picked." - [[Stephen]].

"Why didn't the police come round?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"He didn't call them. He was dead." - [[Stephen]].

"Thanks. Catch you later?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"Don't ever say that to criminals when you're a private investigator. It can get taken the wrong way." - Anthony.

"It look like there may have been another strike by our killer." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Well, that's alright. As long as he's on strike, there's no problem." - Anthony.

"Just trying to think how to start the conversation." - Anthony. 
"Good evening." - Patricia.

"Of all the places in all the world, why did you follow me into this public loo?" - [[Stuart]].

"Is it my fault I set you up?" - [[Stuart]].

"Troy... who are all your friends, anyway?" - Richard 2. 
"Dunno... I thought they were your friends!" - [[Stuart]].

"I'm not here. I've gone to the pet shop." - [[Stuart]]. 
"I worry when I hear you say that." - Joe.

"My saxophone is actually padded with c4." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Do you actually own anything that isn't?" - Anthony. 
"Apart from that box at his home marked c4, no." - Joe.

"That's gonna hurt." - [[Stuart]], in a plaintive voice, when another PC throws him all the way across a road into a wall.

"That was my throwing death spoon!" - Joe.

"So... if I'm injured, you'll have to kill me?" - JP. 
"He's a trained medical professional, is Ludwig." - Joe.

"Ludwig took me to see his friends... and they said they could help me find Pi, but they had to incinerate me first." - Richard 1.

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Al at 21:22, 22 April 2009

Azrael at 12:51, 6 April 2004