Al at 21:21, 22 April 2009

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Azrael at 12:50, 6 April 2004

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"Could you hand over your knife and sign for it, please." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Ok. Hand it over, sign for it, then take it back." - Adam.

"There's a receptionist standing inside." - [[Stuart]]. 
"They couldn't afford a desk, then?" - Anthony. 
"She's standing behind a desk." - [[Stuart]]. 
"So they couldn't afford a chair, then?" - Adam.

"If you'd just like to take seats..." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Ok, let's go." - Mark, miming picking up a chair.

"As my father used to say, 'use a thief to catch a thief', no offence." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Did he always add the 'no offence'?" - Anthony.

"It looks like it was in some sort of explosion." - [[Stuart]]. 
"That's because it was in some sort of explosion." - Anthony. 
"Explosion?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"Yes; it was in some sort of explosion." - Adam.

"I wouldn't call it an oil rig in front of the architects, if you value your lives." - [[Stuart]]. 
"So these architects can take out a party of armed shadowrunners?" - Anthony. 
"Why don't you hire the architects to guard the conference?" - Adam.

"It says under scout you need a mail shirt...." - Mark. 
"Can you have a female shirt instead?" - [[Stuart]].

"Can we lock them from the inside?" - [[Stuart]], talking about the doors to a stable the party wished to leave the horses in. 
"From the inside?" - Mark. 
"Yes. If we lock them from the inside, we can stop other people coming in." - [[Stuart]]. 
"But then we can't get out." - Adam. 
"We can always unlock them again and go out." - [[Stuart]].

"I'll flip open the sword with my door." - [[Stuart]].

"Shh! Be quiet, I can hear lots of people moving behind us. (Pause) It's the rest of the party." - [[Stuart]], whilst scouting.

"There's a door on the outside of the wall." - Mark. 
"But only on the outside of the wall?" - Anthony.

"Quails don't fly, they bounce." - [[Stuart]].

"The guard says to you, 'What's wrong?'" - Rob. 
"There's a shuriken in my leg!" - [[Stuart]].

"Ninjas aren't killing machines." - [[Stuart]].

"I have my mother's eyes and my father's syphilis." - [[Stuart]].

"The stones are cunningly disguised as small roundish sheets of metal." - [[Stuart]], as the party expressed interest at his pouch of "stones".

"I have had several attempts on my lives." - Mark.

"What is this 'Tie up your affairs'? He expects us to tie up members of the populace?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"Only if you've been having affairs with them." - Anthony.

"Polar bears are good at climbing trees." - [[Stuart]].

"I suggest I go ahead and check for traps." - Paul. 
"That's all very well and good, but we've got a boat." - Mark.

"You can't pass a heavy lance off as a ring!" - Anthony.

"What were you doing on a fishing boat?" - Anthony. 
"Fishing?" - Mark.

"Can everyone check their backpacks to make sure we haven't got any more dark, evil liches with us?" - [[Stuart]].

"Can you wear them unobtrusively?" - [[Richard]], talking about knuckle dusters.

"Tie yourself to the rigging!" - Mark. 
"I didn't think this boat had any rigging?" - [[Richard]]. 
"Fuck! What have I tied myself to?!" - Anthony.

"Surrender now or I will be forced to die horribly." - Anthony, when greatly outnumbered and outpowered.

"[[Stuart]], what's your current character? I've lost track." - Rose.

"Did you hear what I said, [[Stuart]]?" - Anthony. 
"Yes. (Pause) Hang on, what did you say?" - [[Stuart]].

"We didn't notice the 40 storey building at all?" - Adam.

"Sorry, I mistook myself for a god." - [[Stuart]] (sincerely).

"All of these snotlings charge out of the wall at you." - Rob. 
"This is the beginning of a an encounter, isn't it?" - [[Richard]].

"They were carrying lots of pack horses." - Mark.

"It's your bet." - [[Stuart]], playing poker whilst on watch. 
"There's a 10 foot high monster coming." - Adam (nonchalantly).

"I'm waiting for someone to repair the field rations." - [[Stuart]].

"We spent some time with the wild krim. They're quite hospital." - [[Stuart]].

"They're all human, except for the troll." - [[Stuart]].

"Is the nuclear missile armed?" - Richard 2. 
"Yes, it's got an uzi." - Adam.

"I look confused." - Dave 1. 
"I'll look confused as well then. It might be some form of custom." - Anthony, as a character who was alien to the culture.

"They all died." - Robert, talking about his fellow soldiers. 
"Where?" - Adam. 
"Oh, here, there, and everywhere...." - Robert.

"Do you want to tell him your name?" - Dave 1 to [[Stuart]], who just looked at him blankly.

"You wish to hire yourself out?" - Mark, in an annoyed voice. 
"Did I mention hiring out? (Pause) We charge reasonable rates." - [[Stuart]].

"Can you get more?" - Adam, talking to a horse dealer who didn't like him very much, when he wants to buy a dozen horses (the seller only had 10). 
"No." - Mark. 
"So what happens when you run out? Do you close?" - Adam.

"I'm keeping a bow nocked to my arrow." - [[Stuart]].

"I'm looking them over and checking them out using my general knowledge of carts, which I don't have." - [[Stuart]].

"Anybody want to help me paint this cart?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"Got any paint?" - Dave 1. 
"No." - [[Stuart]].

"I'll take a torch and go looking for this gunpowder." - Robert.

"There are lots of posters applying for caravan guards." - [[Stuart]].

"I drew my sword and missed quite well." - Rob.

"I'm going to to go and try and find a chest big enough to hold several double-handed weapons." - [[Richard]].

"Would it be better if I took my armour off, though?" - Richard 1, talking about going out to eat dinner.

"Kien's just sitting in the campfire." - Mark.

"He's dead." - [[Richard]]. 
"Can I get my third attack in, then?" - Mark.

"Is anyone going to give me any money to get all this stuff?" - Adam. 
"I'll give you one gold crown." - Dave 1. 
"Thanks; but are you going to give me any money to get all this stuff?" - Adam.

"Does he notice I look like a corpse?" - [[Richard]].

"Eat? Drink? Food?" - [[Richard]], whilst simultaneously miming appropriate actions, to someone who couldn't speak the same language. 
"Conga?" - [[Stuart]].

"We need to hire a competent mage from the Mages' Guild." - [[Stuart]]. 
"No we don't; we have Kiliandren." - [[Richard]]. 
"We need to hire a competent mage from the Mages' Guild." - [[Stuart]].

"I don't know why you want sleep gas, but...." - Rob. 
"In case we come across any sleeping guards." - [[Richard]].

"She drowned bravely." - Mark.

"How much do you charge for a gold coin?" - [[Richard]].

"I don't have a dwarf stronghold on the back of my sheet." - Rose.

"You are not an empire of the citizens...." - [[Stuart]], to a party member.

"Why have I got big reductions on all my stats?" - Mark. 
"You're dead!" - [[Stuart]].

"I draw my throat." - Dave 1.

"I follow etiquette," - [[Stuart]], whose repeated examples of not doing so appear throughout this document.

"I don't like members of the party going around insulting krim nobles." - [[Stuart]]. 
"That's his job." - Anthony.

"I don't like insinuations against members of the party, so could you show us the contents of your backpack." - [[Stuart]], to a member of the party.

"A fish doesn't look like a floating skull, it's unnatural and unholy!" - [[Stuart]].

"He will laminate lots of undead." - Jan.

"I hate Kellarn!" - Rob. 
"So do I, but he's fun at parties!" - [[Stuart]].

"Evening, Captain? Would you like to take a seat? Pull up a drink." - [[Stuart]].

"When you get home... the door's still there!" - [[Stuart]].

"A lot of the clothing looks empty." - [[Stuart]].

"There are some strange things floating in the ice." - [[Stuart]].

"Have you got any contacts in the morgue?" - [[Stephen]]. 
"Yeah, my uncle died yesterday." - [[Stuart]].

"Nothing unnerves me. (Pause) Can we go now?" - [[Stuart]] 2, in a disturbing room.

"What's the ground like?" - Anthony. 
"I don't know... earthy?" - Mark.

"I've got this nagging sense of something at the back of my head." - [[Stuart]]. 
"That's hair." - Anthony.

"You can hear smells going throughout the kitchen." - [[Stuart]].

"They didn't take my clothes off just because I was unconscious." - Richard 2.

"I've got unarmed combat at 8... but I don't think I've got anything to do unarmed combat with." - [[Al]].

"Oh what? She's dead?" - [[Paul]], about somebody whose head came off.

"If the plane is unrecoverable, retrieve the fight recorder." - [[Stuart]], in a handout.

"We're lost." - Dave 1, when it was pointed out that the party's ship should be in the sea.

"That arrow was in your shoulder. The next will track left and slightly down." - [[Stuart]]. 
"You actually hit him in the leg." - Mark.

"I put the sword on the table in it's scarab." - [[Stuart]].

"He's a woman." - Sarmad.

"I'm just a stranger from these parts." - Sarmad.

"We fight amongst his banner." - Mark.

"He carefully jacks into the explosives." - [[Stuart]].

"[The chip] is in the safety deposit box." - Richard 2. 
"What did you do with the key?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"That's also in the... oh, no." - Richard 2.

"Why do we have to save the world, at all?" - Mark.

"Something seems to be bothering you." - Rob. 
"Yes, my neck is vibrating." - Snowy.

"Can you have it ready for exactly about one o'clock today?" - [[Stuart]].

"You're driving along the train tracks...." - [[Stuart]], to a player driving a van.

"The night goes on into the wee hours of the morning..." - [[Stuart]].

"There's a lot of useless stuff around." - [[Stuart]]."Like party members?" - Anthony.

"Did she catch that from you?" - [[Corin]], whilst studying a list of the medical complaints of the dead lover of a PC. 
"What, death?" - [[Paul]].

"Weren't you supposed to be dead at some point?" - [[Paul]].

"Oh shit, I've got a leather jerkin...." - Sarmad, after spending 10 minutes arguing with the ship's quartermaster about borrowing a leather jerkin.

"First, an apology on behalf of my dearest friend... what was your name again?" - Sarmad.

"Casually undress the sword." - Dave 3.

"I'm running in twelve different directions." - [[Stuart]].

"These are archers after my own heart. (Pause) I think that's a bad word to use, actually." - [[Stuart]].

"I'm running over to these people, check whether they're alive and give them a bit of healing potion if they're not." - [[Stuart]], talking about wounded [[NP Cs]].

"I wouldn't go home if I were you." - [[Paul]].
"Er, I'm home at the moment." - Richard 2.

"It's the middle of the night, but you don't know it because you're asleep." - Anthony.

"There's a storm brewing." - Mark. 
"I thought it was tea." - [[Stuart]].

"I reckon we need more than two people if we're going to kill her." - Dave 3, right in front of the previously unsuspecting person he's talking about.

"... A battle about which you can tell your children, and your grandchildren after that." - [[Stuart]]. 
"About how we caught an old woman in a cave, and beat her to death." - Dave 3.

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Al at 21:21, 22 April 2009

Azrael at 12:50, 6 April 2004