Al at 21:21, 22 April 2009

2009-04-22T21:21:17Z

Azrael at 12:47, 6 April 2004

2004-04-06T12:47:03Z

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"I'm claiming diplomanic immunity." - [[Stuart]].

"How well can you swim if you're manacled?" - [[Stuart]].

"You're related to the rest of the family, aren't you?" - Ian.

"He looks quite well, apart from his appearance." - Mark.

"You see an old man. Bald, white hair." - [[Stuart]].

"There's a load of yaks who want to come over and kill you in Japan." - [[Stuart]].

"I'll hand over my weapons if you'll hand over yours." - Adam, to some security guards.

"You burst in through the room." - [[Stuart]].

"Place your figure there and there." - [[Stuart]].

"The only thing going for that accusation is that it's true." - Anthony.

"He's been useful. Let him die now." - Adam, discussing whether or not to aid a character in trouble.

"OK then, that's the plan. I go in and kill myself." - [[Stuart]].

"You've known my character longer than I have." - [[Stuart]].

"We eat the whole population of roast squirrel." - [[Stuart]].

"Can a halfling use a long bow?" - [[Stuart]].

"Lose left arm, lose left right arm, lose right arm...." - [[Stuart]], listing the possibilities after a PC had received a critical hit. The PC in question did not have a third arm.

"He died a lot and got tortured a bit." - [[Stuart]].

"Do you know who this is?" - Adam, pointing at the GM and referring to a NPC the party had just met. "He's our GM." - Matt.

"Damn, we've gone back to the plot." - Anthony.

"He's an elf; human." - [[Stuart]].

"He walks into the middle of, like, you." - [[Stuart]], talking to a single person.

"I can use my climbing gear to tell them to come up." - Mark.

"I remember the last time my chest disintegrated in front of me...." - Matt.

"Take your fate like a dwarf, you stupid elf!" - Cedric.

"Oh bugger, I made it!" - Alex.

"You add a Strength point for breaking your wrist?" - Anthony.

"Let's head for that plot device." - Anthony.

"The one he hit survived, but another two died?" - Anthony.

"Some of us are more unconscious than others." - Cedric.

"He's a traitor?!" - Mark. 
"No, he has a trace of a Scottish accent." - [[Stuart]].

"Are you a vampire?" - Mark. 
"No, I just don't like sunlight." - Anthony.

"I'm not pointing my head in his direction." - Mark.

"It's good quality poisoned food." - Ian.

"Do you value your life or money?" - Mark. 
"Neither." - [[Stuart]].

"Other people cock their crossbows, he cocks his horse." - Rose.

"I'm currently inserting my elbow into his face." - Mark.

"I'm going to put my horse between my legs." - Mark.

"I need healing badly...." - Mark. 
"I can heal you badly!" - [[Stuart]].

"Is she speaking?" - Mark. 
"Sometimes." - Adam.

"You fell asleep. Brilliant piece of leadership, that." - Adam.

"Is there a Bed & Breakfast around here?" - Mark. 
"A pair of jeans cost 45 quid." - [[Stuart]].

"Before I give you anything you require, you must give me something you require." - [[Stuart]].

"Can you tell us what we've been talking about?" - Mark.

"He is my lard." - [[Stuart]].

"I think not." - [[Stuart]]. 
"We noticed that." - Adam.

"I didn't mean nuke it as in blow it up." - Mark.

"Who are you?" - Mark. 
"Don't know." - [[Stuart]].

"Poor dogs. Someone's doing this to them." - Mark, talking about some three-headed dingos he was fighting. 
"You." - Adam.

"They're not the normal type of thing you see around here." - [[Stuart]] as NPC guide, talking about the above three-headed dingos.

"The Seattle sewer system does not extend to Australia" - Unknown.

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