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"We come from a civilised country, where anyone who says anything against you gets twatted." - [[Richard]].

"Evening comes...." - Rob. 
"Bugger off, evening." - Mark.

"That's quite a useful box. We can put anything we don't like in it?" - Mark. 
"How big is it? Can we fit one of [[Stuart]]'s characters in it?" - Anthony.

"I come to seek adventure." - Ivan. 
"Next door." - Anthony.

"I'm going to slip back into the shadows." - [[Stuart]]. 
"On your horse?" - Rob.

"I'm going to put my sword through his throat, then slap him around a bit to see if he wakes up." - [[Stuart]].

"I must decide what to do with my 6 foot by 2 foot piece of crocodile skin." - Rose.

"Like an alien with a large tailor." - Mark.

"I warn you, I have powerful friends." - [[Stuart]]. 
"What are your powerful friends going to do?" - Mark. 
"Attend his funeral." - Anthony.

"I have killed many of your kind." - [[Stuart]] commencing diplomatic negotiations.

"I am subtle, remember. I just kill everyone I meet." - Mark.

"They don't notice his smoking chest at all?" - Adam.

"First he's going to die, then he's going to want to die." - Anthony.

"Can you heal her?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"As you turn round to say that, her head explodes." - Mark. 
"No." - Adam.

"We might be able to ride out the storm in the hut." - [[Stuart]].

"I grab the dwarf by the beard and drag him away." - [[Stuart]].

"He looks very out of it... especially with the hole in his chest." - Mark.

"Actually, this'll make me a better archer." - [[Stuart]], after losing a finger.

"We have come to see the oracle." - [[Stuart]]. 
"You are looking at him." - Mark. 
"You were looking at the curtains, weren't you?" - Adam. 
(Note: The PC in question had just been looking at the curtains.)

"Sounds like an interesting challenge for a party of bold adventurers." - [[Stuart]]. 
"However, we on the other hand...." - Anthony.

"His castle is full of dead people." - Jan. 
"Define dead here...." - Anthony. 
"Are they alive dead people?" - Dave 1.

"I'm backing towards the window." - [[Stuart]].

"Have you got tongues?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"I've got one." - Adam.

"What's written on their drum?" - [[Richard]]. 
"This is a drum." - Richard 2.

"Drop your weapons." - [[Stuart]]. 
"That might take some time." - [[Richard]].

"Don't go into the sewers." - Adam. 
"We're in the sewers." - [[Stephen]].
"Oh yeah." - Adam.

"At least I got my watch back." - Richard 2, after losing his right arm.

"Can you roll your... oh, shit." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Do you have oh shit skill?" - Adam.

"Is there actually any disadvantage to losing an arm?" - Richard 2.

"You don't get crossed off the book of grudges just because you're dead." - [[Richard]].

"I'm clapping my mouth over her mouth. I mean my hand." - [[Richard]].

"He's drooling slightly from one mouth." - Rob.

"Are there any torturers in here?" - [[Richard]]. 
"Yes, there are some on the walls, but they're not lit." - Rob.

"Have you seen Shockwave around?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"Not since he died, no." - Adam.

"I'll just slide into the table." - [[Stuart]]. 
"This person has just slid over and knocked the table over." - Anthony.

"So, introduce me to your friend." - [[Stuart]]. 
"This is my friend." - Adam.

"We'll finish our meal before we discuss dinner." - [[Stuart]].

"Can you dodge throwing weapons?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"Not after they've killed you, no." - Ian.

"What would a psychologist make of him?" - Richard 2. 
"A risotto would be nice." - [[Stephen]].

"Here, take this. It's an Ares Squirt gun filled with atropine; it should disorientate him." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Here, take this. It's a machine gun; it might disorientate him a bit more." - [[Stephen]].

"I'm looking for a book." - Anthony, then proceeding to name the book. 
"That'll cost 15,000 gold." - Jan. 
"Do you have that in paperback?" - Anthony.

"My brother was the son of the high priest." - [[Richard]]. 
"So you're presumably the son of the high priest as well." - Dave 1.

"There's someone sitting at a desk, he has bald hair." - Mark.

"Will he let us have it?" - Rob, talking about a demon guarding a box. 
"He would rather kill you and consume your souls." - Mark. 
"That's a no, then?" - Dave 1.

"Oh, it's in my legs - oh, that's alright, I've got legs." - Rose, talking about the hit location of a blow.

"I haven't finished my drink yet. Go away when I've finished." - [[Stuart]].

"This ring comes from an ancient source, made from the greatest smiths..." - [[Stuart]].

"I don't think that was supposed to happen." - [[Stuart]], after the sea rises up and swallows a ship.

"I've heard tales of attackers being travelled." - Mark.

"What's wrong with your right arm? Is it decapitated?" - Mark.

"Red, white or wine?" - Mark.

"It would be useful to have someone responsible there." - Anthony. 
"I'm responsible." - Adam. 
"Yes; it's what you're responsible for that bothers me." - Anthony.

"Drop your weapons and move away from the girl!" - [[Stuart]], at a point when no character was anywhere near the person in question.

"Hang on; we made a perception roll to see the sniper, and those who succeeded heard a van coming?" - Adam.

"Every now and again, I'll butcher a mouse." - Jan

"All of his insides have turned into jelly, and he's gone all squidgy." - [[Stuart]], as party doctor. 
"That's your medical opinion, is it?" - Adam.

"I wouldn't start arguing with the head of the military about this, as he's very titchy." - [[Stuart]].

"What you did was send 5 people to their deaths." - Mark. 
"Well, it was supposed to be 12 originally." - [[Stuart]].

"Only this party would go in to kill someone and end up having breakfast with him." - Anthony.

"Why did you break into my home?" - Mark 
"The window was open. We thought you wanted us to come in." - [[Richard]].

"What did you do to him?" - [[Stuart]] 
"He was dead, so I cut his head off." - Richard 2.

"Did you see anything whilst you were in the hut?" - [[Al]]. 
"An uninteresting floorboard, some clothes, some kitchen knives, a cuddly toy, a video recorder...." - Snowy.

"I'll climb in the window... hang on, I'll try the door first." - Dave 2. 
"The door opens." - Mark.

"You see a sign saying 'Warning: The map ends here. Please turn back.'" - [[Stuart]].

"You approach the monolith. It's basically a, er... what's the word?" - Mark. 
"Monolith?" - [[Stuart]].

"You don't use a magic sword to sharpen a tree." - Dave 1, after a PC wished to borrow a sword to do just that.

"I'll clap my hand over his mouth, and ask him who Baron Kharkov is." - Rose, talking about a yelling prisoner. 
"Mmmmmm." - Mark.

"What's the password?" - Mark, as skeleton guard, to a PC who greatly resembled the castle owner. 
"I need no password." - Anthony. 
"Tell him there's a new password." - Adam (whispering). 
"The new password is 'penguin'." - Anthony. 
"Penguin?" - Mark. 
"Very good. You may pass." - Anthony; at which the skeleton walked past him and off into the countryside.

"Line of sight doesn't mean you have to be able to see it." - Richard 2.

"I can get you one in two days really cheaply, or I can get you one in a few weeks but it'll be really expensive." - [[Stuart]].

"There's flowers and potplants everywhere." - [[Stuart]]. 
"But not one within the other?" - Anthony.

"I can get you one in two days." - [[Stuart]]. 
"I don't want one in two days; I want one in a few weeks!" - Mark.

"At 8 o'clock, at various different times...." - [[Stuart]].

"If you'll just take the elevator up to the top floor...." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Can't it take us up instead?" - Adam.

"They're with me." - Adam, as the party enters an office building. 
"Who are you?" - [[Stuart]]. 
"He's with me." - Anthony. 
"And she's with me." - [[Stephen]]. 
"And he's with me." - Mark. 
"Are we all with you?" - [[Stephen]]. 
"No, you're with the Woolwich." - Adam.

"Could you check your weapons with the security guards, please." - [[Stuart]]. 
"Yep, got them." - Adam.

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