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"The bigger they are, the easier it is for them to stomp on you" - Adam.

 "I have two pieces of bad news. The second one is, we need to borrow money to rebuild the temple." - Jan.
 "Good morning." - Eric.
"Good morning." - Anthony, as nearby hidden bandit.
 "Nasty tower. Shall we kill it?" - Mark.
 "I dive off the side - no, cancel that!" - Stuart, as his character triggered a trap on the top of a castle wall.
 "Of course, it could be a chicken rune, like a poltroon." - Ian.
 "I call it cheating that some of you carry demons around with you." - Mark.
 "What are these opposite doors, are they open?" - Mark. 
"No, they're wooden." - Stuart.
 "How badly dead is he?" - Mark.
 "These two are exactly the same, apart from...." - Stuart.
 "You know how you get emotions personified? Well, I'm bad grammar persified." - Stuart.
 "A few days later, like tomorrow...." - Stuart.
 "Hello. I am a pyschopath. Am I supposed to be meeting you tonight?" - Mark, in a phone conversation with a possible hirer  of the party.
 "I'm acting like a team leader, I'm not acting responsible." - Mark.
 "You hadn't seen him for three days, and then he disappeared?" - Adam.
 "Sorry, I am not temporarily sane at the moment." - Mark.
 "Minotaurs aren't that bad, it's when you have to face majortaurs...." - Ian.
 "Dusk is too early, it's still daylight then." - Mark.
 "What did he look like when he was dead?" - Stuart.
 "Oy, boney!" - Stuart, to a lich.
 "Hey, fangface!" - Anthony, to a vampire.
 "I've got a bit more combat experience than the average bridesmaid." - Stuart.
 "On the altar, there's three priests." - Mark.
 "Some people call me a mercenary...." - Stuart.
"Does anyone call you Maurice?" - Adam, speaking to someone who was not named Maurice.
 "We're never going to get anywhere by beating people up." - Rob.
"That's a matter of opinion." - Mark.
 "What is your name?" - Mark.
"I don't know yet." - Ben.
 "Stand by and prepare to be bored." - Ben.
 "Is he dead?" - Stuart, referring to someone with the upper half of his torso bitten off.
 "I'm not here to loot and pillage this tomb." - Stuart.
"Which tomb are you here to loot?" - Adam.
 "Who can survive longest in a vacuum?" - Mark.
 "She dies, but she doesn't die." - Stuart.
 "I'm spreading out." - Mark.
 "I don't wish to harm you, so I challenge you to a duel."  - Stuart.
 "If we come in a gunship, we won't look suspicious." - Mark.
 "He comes out carrying a flight bag, and gets in." - Stuart.
 "An eerie silence covers the whole ship... except the engines." - Stuart.
 "We open the first chest." - Adam.
"A series of traps beyond all mortal comprehension kills you." - Stuart.
"OK. We move onto the next chest." - Adam.
 "But he's dead." - Stuart, referring to checking to see whether a NPC took some damage.
"Well, he might get worse." - Anthony.
 "You're not here. Stop talking to me." - Anthony.
 "On three, you rush him." - Stuart.
 "I go and check Kaarf." - Stuart.
"He's very dead." - Mark.
"Oh dear. (Pause) I take his crossbow." - Stuart.
 "Did you know this being?" - Mark.
"No." - Stuart.
"Yes." - Anthony, in quick succession.
 "I told you this wasn't a Chinese takeaway." - Dave 1, as crossbowmen step through doors and surround the party immediately after they entered a building.
 "There are 200 of them, and 7 of us. The odds are quite good." - Stuart.
 "Could you hand over your weapon, please?" - Stuart.
"Which one?" - Mark.
 "150, and I'll be cutting my own throat." - Rob.
"200, and I'll cut it for you." - Stuart.
 "I reckon we should go east. East is only partly certain death." - Stuart.
 "I reckon we should go east." - Stuart.
"West it is, then." - Adam.
 "Your armour - watch what you do with it about our place." - Mark.
"I'll be careful not to assault anyone with it." - Stuart.
 "He rides a lot of trebbas." - Mark.
"Surely he can only ride one at once." - Adam.
 "I dangle my purse repeatedly." - Stuart.
 "I point him out out of the corner of my mouth." - Rose.
 "He's been new in town for a while." - Mark.
 "I know who this is!" - Stuart.
"Who is he?" - The rest of the party.
"(Pause) I don't know." - Stuart.
 "I'm going to practise my two-handed axe on my horse." - Stuart.
 "I'm loading my lasso." - Stuart.
 "We attack under cover of daylight." - Anthony.
 "I think we should leave." - Mark.
"I already have." - Adam.
 "Can I hit him with the flat of my garotte?" - Mark.
 "This is silly. I just rolled 17 dice on 3 dice." - Stuart.
 "On 19, some more bushes appear over here." - Stuart.
 "You can move every action... except ones that aren't yours." - Stuart.
 "Can you take me where I want to go?" - Stuart.
"What do you think this is, a ferry?" - Anthony.
"I'll give you 20,000." - Stuart.
"Welcome to the ferry." - Anthony.
 "You're actually shooting her?" - Stuart.
"Only in the head." - Adam.
 "Didn't they have breakfast here before?" - Adam.
"About two people." - Stuart.
 "He fell down the stairs." - Adam, to hotel security, referring to a corpse with a large hole burned in it's chest.
 "This is still the previous day for me, I don't know about you." - Anthony.
 "There's two tins of Chinapple Punks." - Stuart.
 "There are two people asleep." - Stuart.
"How many?" - Adam.
 "You can easily go through the wall." - Stuart.
 "I am aware of your quest." - Rob.
"Could you tell us?" - Anthony.
 "They'll see you coming a mile off. Hang on... we are a mile off!" - Stuart.
 "What's a death knight?" - Richard.
"Someone who can't hear." - Adam.
 "He is of such power, he could probably kill the whole castle." - Stuart.
"But he'd have to bring it to life first." - Anthony.
 "Cerillian, can you look at these doors?" - Stuart.
"Nice doors." - Rob.
 "We could shoot a crossbow into it and see what happens."  - Stuart.
"Shooting a crossbow bolt might be a better idea." - Anthony.
 "Wouldn't it increase his unarmed combat?" - Stephen, talking about a PC who lost an arm.
 "It didn't notice the bison charging towards it?" - Adam.
 "What is the plan, then?" - Mark.
"How do you know about our plan?" - Richard 2.
 "The farther we get from it's lair, the weaker it gets. So, we go to Scotland." - Adam.
(Note: The party was in Seattle at the time.)
 "Look, I'm a doctor, not a doctor." - Stuart.
 "We've had odd experiences with young girls." - Stuart.
 "Would you like a hired car to meet you at the airport?" - Stuart.
"No, we'd like a lowered one." - Adam.
 "I'll have to see a veterinarian's certificate, or he won't be able to fly." - Stuart.
"He won't be able fly anyway. He's a dog." - Adam.
 "She hands you a form." - Stuart.
"Thanks. Can we keep this?" - Adam.
 "Anything that can be used as a weapon has to be taken and put in a separate hold." - Stuart.
"Does that include my hands?" - Adam.
 "Your luggage doesn't turn up." - Stuart.
"I'll take someone else's then." - Richard.
 "He's very screwed up mentally." - Mark.
"Perhaps we should ask him to join the party." - Stuart.
 "I'll take off all my armour and just wear a cloak." - Mark.
"What, just a cloak?" - Anthony.
 "Can you do something to make me throw up?" - Rose.
"Could you cook something?" - Anthony, to Stuart.
 "There is a monk - a person in monkey robes." - Rob.
"Ook." - Mark.
 "That's good. I've just been given two sets of rations," - Stuart.
"Yes, but you're giving me mine back when you've finished with them. Wait, let me rephrase that...." - Anthony.
 "This would be a good place to build a tower." - Stuart.
"We haven't got time." - Mark.
 "Does anybody have anything large, blunt and nonmagical?" - Rob.
"There's a dwarf there." - Adam, referring to a party member.
 "I'm afraid your master's no longer with us. He exploded."  - Rob.
"Oh. He didn't tell me." - Mark.
 "Stuart? You seem to have two ounces of backpack on your equipment list." - Anthony.
 "It's quite simple. We hide behind each other." - Anthony.
 "I can't surround the entire building by myself." - Anthony.
 "Oh, by the way, there's someone hanging out the window half- scorched. I should have mentioned that." - Rob.
 "There's a muffled sound from the cellar." - Anthony.
"Muffled sound from the cellar." - Mark.
"Muffins from the cellar." - Stuart.
"There's a muffin seller outside." - Rose.
 "I was doing well until they broke my leg." - Stuart.
 "I will hit him." - Maurizio, in a firm voice.
"You're unconscious." - The rest of the party.
 "So... anybody else need healing?" - Anthony, after a party member was ripped in two.
 "He grabs it gently." - Mark.
 "Well, this is an ingenious way to get to the front of the party." - Stuart, after falling and sliding down a rocky slope.
 "Do you round up or down?" - Stuart.
"Up." - Mark.
"Oh good, I made it." - Stuart.
"Down." - Mark.
 "I will now commune with my god." - Mark.
"Tell him I said hi." - Stuart.
 "I think some of us would rather die than live under forced  coercion. Isn't that right, Ryal?" - Stuart.
 "I casually load my crossbow." - Stuart.
 "I took no damage. I died once, but...." - Jan.
 "When there's a bereavement in the family, it's very hard to come to terms with. Especially when it's you." - Richard 2.
 "Your wine comes." - Stuart.
"How much?" - Anthony.
"A glass." - Stuart.
"I meant how much money." - Anthony.
 "I was just surveying you from the bar over there...." - Steve.
"You're not going to build a road through us?" - Anthony.
 "Is he a spy?" - Adam.
"Yeah, there's a back door." - Stuart.
 "I am here to help you." - Mark.
"Ah. Are you the plumber?" - Stuart.