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| − | "They say America was born on the streets... But someone had to deliver it first..." - New York Courier Clan motto | + | "They say America was born on the streets... But someone had to deliver it first..." - New York Courier Clan motto <br> |
| + | "Americans are tossers!" - Special, HK Courier <br> | ||
| + | "There's two classes of post in this town: First is A to Z with no one knowing you left A or went to B or C etc. Second is A to Z through B,C,D etc and anyone or thing in your way... Beyond that, you're showing off." - Mustafa, HK Courier | ||
| + | >>>>[Listen up, This is the old HKC, coming attacha. Y'all may know Jennie Zero. One time naive, optimistic media slut now bitter, paranoid cynic info terrorist. She used to talk shit, now broadcasts the hard, unvarnished truth of life in 2070 to all... whether they listen or not. What I got here is the one of the unpublished happy, hippy crap she was working on before the badness came and screwed her up last year [2069]. Outside of her usual bias, it's about people you should know about... Because you DO NOT want to upset these people <'specially not Special - she won't forgive!>. So live and learn, and watch for the 'tats!]<<<<< - Hong Kong Cavalier | ||
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Sound of running water | Sound of running water | ||
| − | (Female Voice): "Jennie, where's the soap?" | + | (Female Voice): "Jennie, where's the soap?" <br> |
| − | (Jennie Zero) : "Tell me about the 'Clans' and I give you soap... <giggling>" | + | (Jennie Zero) : "Tell me about the 'Clans' and I give you soap... <giggling>" <br> |
| − | (Female Voice): "Soap, bitch....NOW!" | + | (Female Voice): "Soap, bitch....NOW!" <br> |
| − | (Jennie Zero) : "Clans." | + | (Jennie Zero) : "Clans." <br> |
| − | (Female Voice): "SOAP... I've got blood to wash off!" | + | (Female Voice): "SOAP... I've got blood to wash off!" <br> |
<pause> | <pause> | ||
| − | (Female Voice): <sighing> "All right. I'll tell you. But only what you can find on the streets. Like the man said 'Print the legend'." | + | (Female Voice): <sighing> "All right. I'll tell you. But only what you can find on the streets. Like the man said 'Print the legend'." <br> |
| − | (Jennie Zero) : "I'm a baaaaad girl, aren't I?" | + | (Jennie Zero) : "I'm a baaaaad girl, aren't I?" <br> |
| − | (Female Voice): <still sighing> "Yes, you are." | + | (Female Voice): <still sighing> "Yes, you are." <br> |
| − | (Jennie Zero) : <giggling> "Are you gonna spank me...?" | + | (Jennie Zero) : <giggling> "Are you gonna spank me...?" <br> |
| − | (Female Voice): "You're damn skippy, I am. Now give me the soap, sit on the toilet and shut up while I shower and tell you of.... THE COURIER CLANS <hammy theatrical voice>" | + | (Female Voice): "You're damn skippy, I am. Now give me the soap, sit on the toilet and shut up while I shower and tell you of.... THE COURIER CLANS <hammy theatrical voice>" <br> |
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"Like I said, This is what you'll hear on the streets. It's a good story. Not necessarily a true story, though. I know bits different. But here's how it went down. We go back 20 years. Old HK. There was, ohhh 6 Triads then (or was it 8). Anyway, more than now. Those other's been absorbed, wiped out or... well, that's another legend. But they ran things much as now. Passing shit down and getting the little people to do the work. Either by fear (for those not wanting to part of a triad) or promise (for those that did). | "Like I said, This is what you'll hear on the streets. It's a good story. Not necessarily a true story, though. I know bits different. But here's how it went down. We go back 20 years. Old HK. There was, ohhh 6 Triads then (or was it 8). Anyway, more than now. Those other's been absorbed, wiped out or... well, that's another legend. But they ran things much as now. Passing shit down and getting the little people to do the work. Either by fear (for those not wanting to part of a triad) or promise (for those that did). | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:37, 22 April 2009
"They say America was born on the streets... But someone had to deliver it first..." - New York Courier Clan motto
"Americans are tossers!" - Special, HK Courier
"There's two classes of post in this town: First is A to Z with no one knowing you left A or went to B or C etc. Second is A to Z through B,C,D etc and anyone or thing in your way... Beyond that, you're showing off." - Mustafa, HK Courier
>>>>[Listen up, This is the old HKC, coming attacha. Y'all may know Jennie Zero. One time naive, optimistic media slut now bitter, paranoid cynic info terrorist. She used to talk shit, now broadcasts the hard, unvarnished truth of life in 2070 to all... whether they listen or not. What I got here is the one of the unpublished happy, hippy crap she was working on before the badness came and screwed her up last year [2069]. Outside of her usual bias, it's about people you should know about... Because you DO NOT want to upset these people <'specially not Special - she won't forgive!>. So live and learn, and watch for the 'tats!]<<<<< - Hong Kong Cavalier
Sound of running water
(Female Voice): "Jennie, where's the soap?"
(Jennie Zero) : "Tell me about the 'Clans' and I give you soap... <giggling>"
(Female Voice): "Soap, bitch....NOW!"
(Jennie Zero) : "Clans."
(Female Voice): "SOAP... I've got blood to wash off!"
<pause>
(Female Voice): <sighing> "All right. I'll tell you. But only what you can find on the streets. Like the man said 'Print the legend'."
(Jennie Zero) : "I'm a baaaaad girl, aren't I?"
(Female Voice): <still sighing> "Yes, you are."
(Jennie Zero) : <giggling> "Are you gonna spank me...?"
(Female Voice): "You're damn skippy, I am. Now give me the soap, sit on the toilet and shut up while I shower and tell you of.... THE COURIER CLANS <hammy theatrical voice>"
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"Like I said, This is what you'll hear on the streets. It's a good story. Not necessarily a true story, though. I know bits different. But here's how it went down. We go back 20 years. Old HK. There was, ohhh 6 Triads then (or was it 8). Anyway, more than now. Those other's been absorbed, wiped out or... well, that's another legend. But they ran things much as now. Passing shit down and getting the little people to do the work. Either by fear (for those not wanting to part of a triad) or promise (for those that did).
